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xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

"In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you."

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

"In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you."

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harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

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strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

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rufusmcdoofus:

friend sad??? SAD??? i will not tolerate

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rpg2692:

I don’t care if it’s old, this post still puts me on a laughing coma. 

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diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

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